The Garden Party Myspace!
This website seems to be all the rage amongst the youngsters. And here in The Garden Party, we're nothing if not hip. Matthew hates this site, saying that it "is too hard to navigate and tells and shows me things that I do not want to see!" He then curls up into a ball and mourns for the simpler days in life when having your own website was cool enough.

Citizen Smile Myspace!
Frequent collaborators with The Garden Party, this band is quickly on their way to the top, making sandwiches for their fans at their own shows. Sounds like our kind of thing, don't you think? Czech it out!

Chemisty Comics
How was Batman able to breathe underwater in issue #118, "The Merman Batman?" WITH SCIENCE!!

Cobalt Party Revolution!
We played with these guys recently at Paycheck's Lounge, and dang it if it wasn't très spectacular. One of the most talented and original acts we've ever seen. Ever. We're not bleeping around.

The Hopeless Semantics
What do you get when you take the third Brown child and mix it with something called a Kopchick? Add a little Joshua Cook and Adam "Asian Spice" Padden to the mix, and you've got The Hopeless Semantics, a wonderful band whose name was coined by 2 members of the Garden Party.

Penumbrae
Do you like acoustic-based pop rock? Then click the dang link! Jeez!



Superman!
Did you know that Superman once dated a mermaid named Lori Lemaris? Did you know that she was in a wheelchair? A wheelchair. Learn this and other interesting facts here.

Video Games!
Henshin a go-go, baby.

Perfect 11 Studio
This is where we recorded "Pointed at the Sky." Vinnie Strockis is one of the coolest men alive, honest. No foolin'. In the control room, there's a picture of 80s metal band Manowar in full He-Man garb. They're oiled up and holding axes and stuff. That pretty much describes the atmosphere of Perfect 11: oiled up with axes and stuff.

Mythology!
Get the DL on Dionysus.

Julie Mehney!
The Garden Party is afraid to go away to college. Except for that heathen Tom. Here's why.

Amazon!
Were you aware of this site? They’ve got everything!

McSweeney’s Online Periodical
This will save your life.

X-Entertainment
Ninja Turtles and Hungry Jack Breakfasts.

Google!
Try “Charles Dewandeler.” Go to anything that says T.W.O. Or Paramecium.

Clinton-Macomb Public Library
Better recognize. Public libraries are all the rage, dummies.

Fantagraphics Books
I’m desperately waiting for Black Hole #12. Charles Burns makes me shiver with fear and delight. Mmmm… teenage bloodlust…


If you only visit one site about ninjas this year, make it this one.